A Nappy on a Plate

Last night my son handed me a nappy on a plate. My first thought was 'when did this happen?' not when did he put a nappy on a plate or indeed why did he put a nappy on a plate but when did I get transported from Borneo drinking a large tequila sunrise on the beach with my new husband to a room that resembles ground zero and being handed a nappy on a plate (dirty at that)? My mother always told me that alcohol can make you pregnant. She was right.

I have also been handed a poo when I was on the phone once.